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Offline ricky

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Re: warm up for New Orleans- Vikings this Sunday
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2018, 05:27:59 PM »
So, Ole and Sven go out snowmobiling and bar happing to celebrate the Vikings win over the Saints. As usual, drinking and driving lead to an accident, and both guys die. And being Vikings fans, they're immediately sentn to Hell.

Well, the Devil was making his rounds, checking to make sure everyone was proper miserable, when he comes upon Ole and Sven, who are stretched out, basking in the heat. Hs is properly shocked, and asks them why they're so happy. "Oh" says Ole, "we've been through so many years of freezing weather, with only six weeks of summer, this is great!" Gnashing his teeth and lashing his tail about, the Devil decided that he'd show these two what heat really was! So, he ordered the heat turned up to blazing. The screams of the damned were pitiful, as the flames leapt up and shriveled them to ashes, resurrected them again, and repeated the process. The Devil, sure he'd shown those two snowbirds what Hell was all about, went to find them again. And there were Sven and Ole, chuckling while holding long sticks toward the flames. The Devil was doubly shocked, and asked them what they thought they were doing. Sven replied, "Well, since the flames got higher, we decided to have a little fish fry. Care to join us?"

Enraged past endurance, the Devil decided to show these guys once and for all that the Devil always had the last laugh. So, he doused the flames and ordered freezing temperatures. This, the Devil thought, would be enough to send Ole and Sven into fits of agony. So, he went looking for them, chuckling with evil glee. Then he turned a corner, and there were Ole and Sven, laughing, jumping up and down and high fiving each other while gleefully chugging down Swedish vodka. Triply shocked, and gnashing his teeth, sparks flying from his horns and fire and brimstone issuing from his nostrils, the Devil screamed with all his might, "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?" Ole and Sven, happily passing the bottle back and forth, said together, "Well, since Hell has frozen over, the Vikings must have won the Super Bowl!"

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Offline Whiskey Sam

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Re: warm up for New Orleans- Vikings this Sunday
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2018, 08:01:55 PM »
Deeply satisfying to see the Vikes get the living crap kicked out of them. Those frauds blew their shot because next season they get to deal with a healthy, pissed off Rodgers.

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Re: warm up for New Orleans- Vikings this Sunday
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2018, 08:38:24 PM »
Deeply satisfying to see the Vikes get the living crap kicked out of them. Those frauds blew their shot because next season they get to deal with a healthy, pissed off Rodgers.

After one of theirs ruined our season by breaking Rodgers' collarbone it was delicious to watch them get embarrassed on national television.  Karma is a b.   8)

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Re: warm up for New Orleans- Vikings this Sunday
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2018, 07:45:40 AM »
Deeply satisfying to see the Vikes get the living crap kicked out of them. Those frauds blew their shot because next season they get to deal with a healthy, pissed off Rodgers.

After one of theirs ruined our season by breaking Rodgers' collarbone it was delicious to watch them get embarrassed on national television.  Karma is a b.   8)
And the Viking's embarrassment will be paraded in front of the world for the next two weeks!!  So Awesome!!  ;D

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Re: warm up for New Orleans- Vikings this Sunday
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2018, 11:50:48 AM »
The very healthy Viking defense lost by more points than the depleted Packers did last year. That is very sad!
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